Second Grade Chapter Book [this old thing that I dug up recently and typed because it's so ridiculous]
Chapter book: due may 13th ‘98!
The worm from outer space chapter one
by sarah
This morning I was eating my cereal as usual. Suddenly, I spied a worm! He was swimming in my milk. he was also doing backflips. I actually wasn’t sure it was a boy. Maybe it was a girl worm. They don’t have distincshuns in space. My mom asked me what was he doing in my cereal. I said, he had seen me eating my cereal and wanted to et some too, so he jumped in. Then my mom asked me where the worm was from. I didn’t know, so I said, hey worm, where are you from? and he said outer space. He was also bright red and tasted like honey. I actually didn’t eat him though. Eating worms makes you puke and have diarea.
The worm from outer space chapter two
by Sarah
first he ate a
big borito
then he ate a
little cheeto
then he ate a
little boogre
and he said it
tastes like sugar
then he went home
to the lake
where he met a
rattle snake
who had reely
been a piper
but she wore to
stinky diper.